Wednesday, 15 April 2009

Just a laugh

I was just reading some funny stuff, came across this so sharing with you guy's enjoy!

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out ofthe plane.
The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane.
Then the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane.
Then theylanded and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, “little girl, little girl,why are you crying?” and the little girl said, “an apple came down and killed my new kitty”.
Next they passed a little boywho was also crying. And they again asked, “little boy, little boy, why are you crying?” and the little boy said, “a lemon camedown and killed my new puppy.” Then they passed a blonde sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, “why are you laughing so hard?” and the blonde said, “I farted and the building behind me blew up!!”

Dear Ms. abc,
Baby, I ‘v seen you yesterday while surfing on local trainplatform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for.
Forlong time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you canbe a real debugger for me now.My life is just an uncompiled program without you, which neverproduces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not onlybeautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.Your smile is so delightful, which encourages me and givespower to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When youlooked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules were runningsmoothly and giving expected results. /* Which I never experienced before*/.
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that, if welinked together, I’ll provide you all objects & libraries necessaryfor a human being to live an error free life.Also don’t bother about the firewall which may be created byour parents as I’ve strong hacking capabilities by which I’ll ultimatelybreak their security
passwords and make them agree for our marriage.I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your database
so that my connect script will fail. And its all certain that if thishappened to me,I will crash my system beyond recovery.Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me allprivileges of your inbox.
Only yours,
XYZ Software Professional

Hope it made u smile !!


Common Man said...

hey, are you new in blog, just 4 followers.... anyways even i m new, n sometimes i get lost in this blog world :P

anyways, i had only 1 person for whom i came to read the blog, then it became 3, .........n now it is for 4 people i come online to this blog world.... 4 people whos blog i looooove readin, da 4th one is U!!
appu, kajal da other 2.......n most important, msR.... ma life!

Common Man said...

keep inkin.... i wanna see more from you!

fms1988 said...

@ Common Man Yea im kinda new here although i did intend bk in 2007 il strt blogging but never did.
This time round im kinda enjoyin it.
Its nice to know u enoy visiting my blog..:)

CutePriya said...

Smile...Honey the first one made me Laugh OUt so Loud!!! So funny... OMG!

fms1988 said...

@ priya trus me i cracked up at the 1st one aswell!

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