Just a laugh

I was just reading some funny stuff, came across this so sharing with you guy's enjoy!

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out ofthe plane.

The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane.

Then the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane.

Then theylanded and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, “little girl, little girl,why are you crying?” and the little girl said, “an apple came down and killed my new kitty”.

Next they passed a little boywho was also crying. And they again asked, “little boy, little boy, why are you crying?” and the little boy said, “a lemon camedown and killed my new puppy.” Then they passed a blonde sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, “why are you laughing so hard?” and the blonde said, “I farted and the building behind me blew up!!”

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Hope it made u smile !!